Carwash Nightclub in Takum

Good but outside staff are quite rude. Ace is super friendly and helpful - plus offers free drinks :£

Unprofessional security , treating people like we entered in prison ,speaking route if you ask something they don’t explain.The packages for VIP what they have it’s very poor -Champaign of £10 sale in the package, waitress very unprofessional just bringing the drink with no asking or explaining what they bring to the table .No recommend , and for sure was my first and last visit in this place .Music unfortunately it’s depressing , plus the tables they can give you any (because in the vip package it’s not explaining you what table can be and where located -had the most tight table for 4 people .Very dirty , using the plastic glasses they are so used as you can’t see true them the drink.It’s not a night club it’s a kinder garden -nursery for kids .

Great night, welcoming staff and great drinks!

Free shots, staff friendly, good timers

Great skater, love them !

the best bar in london! I had the best halloween party everrrrr! love them!

Heiz, the entertainer, was a perfect touch to a fun night out in Carwash london ❤️‍🔥

I ws greated by charming devil and that made night

Very unfriendly and poor service. I sent the organizer some questions about a Halloween party I booked since their conditions were not clear regarding dress code etc and I was shocked by the bad reviews I saw in Tripadvisor. I bought tickets under the conditions shown on Designmynight and then the venue told me there was dress code etc which was not mentioned anywhere. I never got a reply with an explanation nor a refund. If this is how they treat customers online u can imagine how it must be in person. Many reviews say that the staff is uncivilised and rude to customers as well, no surprises there.

Carwash was a blast! Music is 10/10! Don’t come in heels as there will be lots of dancing. I’ll come back for sure! Ace put everyone in party mood :)

Great party themes and affordable drinks!!

Great club. Loved the variety of music. 🙂🙂🙂🙂

Amazing place. Ace is a legend with the skates. Best night

Been wanting to come to this club for months and it did not disappoint. One of the best nights of my life. Ace on skates is THE BEST. Thank you Carwash.

Everyone is so friendly!! You definitely should go

Ace is amazing on its skates, and great music. Amazing DJs spread over two floors, you can find music for every taste. Staff lovely, taking care of you . Amazing cocktails. Big recommendations!!

They ask for a 5star review in exchange for a watered down free shot so their google rating is extremely inaccurate

Fun time more of a party place than a dancy club.

Amazing club, best night of my life, highly recommend

Was in London for a nice long weekend. Driven down to London from Burnley thought Saturday night will go out for a drink and see what the clubs like in the area. Noticed this club listed and saw the website initial impressive looks ok, I feel the website is misleading and the club is no where near as good the website makes it out to be. The admission price is between £7-15 to get in if you book in advance or pay on the door. The drinks are not cheap in there and two Jagers for £10 is expensive in my opinion. Was going to go out and get something from my car and member of staff stops me and says if Ieave now I cannot come back in, I paid £24 for me and my brother who is she to tell me when I can leave or not. Not impressed with this place and wont certainly bother coming in here again. Music is good vibe is average and crows is the same not really engaging.

I enjoyed the good music- pop, throw back music in a 3 floor venue with different music. Unfortunately, this is London so the basement smells of humidity.Downside: Wrong crowd- there were a racist boy, a creep who keep trying to touch girls despite we said no and people who are aged 50+. The drinks are very pricy of £15 and above apart from tap water. I’d say security was okay, he tried to take action for the racist person and always standing nearby to remind people no drinks on the dance floor.

Good variety of music on the different floors, easy to find a vibe you like

I was alone, sober and well dressed. They did not let me in.

Great club. Loved Nikki sooooo much! Recommend this place

Very amazing place, lovely music, bringYour best friends!

Great place with awesome music and variety of drinks. Made my night. Totally recommend to hangout with ur loved ones

Our first visit in May for bottomless brunch for 11 was great. Our second booking not so much. Train strike meant travelling from Essex was impossible. We were allowed to reschedule but only for the same month. Difficult trying to juggle 11 of us but we managed. Unfortunately yet another train strike announced for the date it was moved to! Hows your luck! Carwash were unwilling to let us move our booking due to this despite emailing evidence of the train strike and giving over 2 weeks notice! They initially stated there was no train strike and then stated there was alternative transport. Sent evidence showing that the website clearly stated otherwise but they were not interested. To say we are disappointed with the lack of customer service from Carwash is an understatement. No customer service department by the way. You have no choice but to deal with the sales department. We are out of pocket over £400 now. We will Unfortunately never book there again. Clearly only interested in the money not their customers. Shocking treatment. If you book pray that you dont have travel issues with the strikes or any other issues for that matter as they are clearly not sympathetic at all.

Great night. Amazing tunes and crowd. Thank u

We went here for my friends birthday last night and she got kicked out because she wasn’t sober enough but she was drinking water and sitting down.

Awful dirty outdated cheap place awful woman called Nikki on the street who refused to give our £100 back when we decided not to stay after an augment after. Them trying to give us a table in a lobby area.

really good customer service, they were super welcoming!!

Thoroughly enjoyed my time here, very cute for instagram photo ops.

Excellent drinks and amazing people. Awesome night!

Such a great atmosphere and delicious drinks! 10/10 recommend.

Absolutely horrible place with the most rude manager I have ever had to deal with.. Absolutely rude person who thinks he is better than everyone else, rude and rasist i belive if I was English I will be fine, he even record me as he was to scared to talk to me and answer my questions... Myself and my friend we bought tickets online for we never read T&C Well small print when we arrived we was asked to present ID, however my friend only had a bank card with her, they treat us as we are criminals.. After explaining that is my friend birthday and we never been asked for that request before we show them my work ID, bank card, driving licence and Polish ID, they still become so avressive. Lack of customer service from the manager, he needs special training. Hes description of the 5 foot blond skinny, not friendly at all. I will never ever come back there. Also o want my refund.

It’s amazing!!! Ace is showing off his roller skates and amazing attire. The drinks are great and the music is amazing. Great for tourists!!

80s night are becoming a scarce creature glabally... So I pleased to have found and visited here. Professionally run club. One does require ID for scanning. However, staff were courteous and friendly. The music was a mix of the last 4 decades. Dance floor in basement was kept drink free without drink spills. Could have done with a touch more 70s disco (especially Donna Summerbut thats just my personal preference. Pre entry customer service was great too and efficiently helped me swop an entry ticket around to after 00:00. Keep up the solid work. "I feel love xxx"

Honestly this place is great for the music. The demographic is a bit older. No issues at the door as some people have said. Better than listening to edm all night.

Awful security guy. Absolutely rude, unwelcoming, and snobby. Arrived just before the allowed entry time and he made his decision not to let us in as soon as he saw us. No words, just flat out refused to let us in. When I told him theres still time and asked for an explanation he tried telling me Im "intoxicated". I tried to get more explanation and he refused to even talk to me. I hadnt had a single drink at all, and drove all the way from Birmingham just to get there! When I had explained to him that we arrived at the time we did because we had a very long drive and break-down along the way just to get here, and that we may look tired because of it, he responded saying "so?", then turned around and walked away. Paid for tickets and drive all the way down for one snobby and rude doorman to decide hes going to make this about him and his show of power.Never coming back, went to Shoreditch instead.

Really good music, nice atmosphere and great staff! Really good prices too! Amazing birthday!

Very good music and vibes. Friendly staff, we had an amazing night :)

I cannot fault Carwash. The Team is absolutely fantastic!!! The most caring and understanding team. Due to unforeseen circumstances I needed help managing our booking date. This was done hassle free and they helped me out so quickly, as soon as they received my email I got a call. I just want to thank them for all of their help and amazing customer service!!!

WORST NIGHT EVER!!!! SCAM!!!HORRID STAFF AND SECURITYOVERPRICEDNO DISCO MUSICarrived 10 mins after midnight having purchased a general admission ticket for £10, was told that i was too late and that the ticket was only valid until 12am (the website stipulated however that the ticket would be valid from 20:00-03:00so I had to pay £15 MORE!!!! my boyfriend was INSULTED based on his looks by the bouncer. Inside was horrible, terrible music claiming to be disco themed security guards stationed at every corner with terrible attitudes exhibiting agression and resorting to physical contact practically shoving people for STANDING NEAR THE TOILET or if they were taking too long to get coats. Bartender charged us £15 for a SINGLE vodka lime soda, i asked the price later on only to find we had been charged DOUBLE.COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY DONT WASTE YOUR TIME

I just have to say that i have had an amazing night. The staff here is absolutely unforgettable and literally so nice and sweet. I had no expectations when i arrived but i am so happy that i got to experience one night at this club<333 love julie xx

Really good music on both floors. The Carwash under lit dance floor was especially fun and it was nice not to hassled by boys. Will come again.

I had such an amazing night, Nikki was such a lovely host and the staff in general were great! The music was very versatile and it was open till 3 can you imagine!!!!! And Trinity gave such a great atmosphere behind the bar. I defo recommend and will be going again soon. Thank you ❤️

Had an absolutely great night!! The staff are lovely, the music was amazing and all covid checks were done properly. Would 10974920% come again 😁

Was supposed to be going to Carwash today and was super excited to get out and enjoy it.. but with the current circumstances of rising cases of COVID, myself and a group of NHS workers were unable to attend. We were advised by our Trust to avoid busy places. We had no choice but to not go but having paid for a £400 package which we were not able to get back or to even transfer, we have been hugely let down and disappointed. I would not recommend.

A group of us were supposed to go to carwash however, refused to move our £400 package despite working for and being advised not to attend busy locations by the NHS. Very disappointed at the way we have been treated. We made the decision not to go in the best interest of everyone, with rising covid cases and new variant. We have now lost £400, we would have been happy to still pay for the table, but we are also paying for drinks we will not get to enjoy. Completely unaccommodating management team. Shocked at the way we were spoke to and treated. Do NOT go here.

I also discovered that a single person with a ticket cant get inside. Nothing on the website warns about this policy. They just cashed in my ten quids and thats it. The staff was incredibly rude at the entrance - no reimbursement. "Next time bring a friend" - no, theres no next time. Crooked place, avoid. You can see in other reviews that they are scamming people for months, theres a promise to fix it, and here I am.[Edit after the response]: Thank you very much for the clarification! Now the whole world knows that you apply gender discriminatory policies at your venue! One more reason to avoid.