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Café do Teatro in Funchal

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Café do Teatro in Funchal
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Av. Arriaga, 9000-070 Funchal, Portugal, Funchal

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Café do Teatro - Bar in Funchal, Portugal

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Magdalena Kazulak
09.07.2022
5

Nice place for drink in the evening 👍

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Abu Buono
08.30.2022
2

Overpriced and poor quality. Horrible waiting time (1h). After waiting we are getting the wrong meal and after complaining the waiter said to my wife that we are guilty for this false menu. Thanks for nothing

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Paul Windass
08.24.2022
5

The food was excellent and cooked to order. Staff are very friendly and polite. Recommend eating here...

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Martin Dion
08.17.2022
4

Nice setting in the center, food good, a bit on the expensive side but you pay for location and great service from the staff

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Urszula Adamczyk
08.16.2022
2

Good location is the only thing I can say about that place. Food wasn’t good at all including long wait for it. Waiters won’t really bother to pay attention to the customer. I do not recommend to visit.

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J S
08.16.2022
5

Nice place to have a meal

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Anthony Carroll
08.08.2022
5

Nice food, friendly staff and really nice vibe.

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Gwn_Nick072
08.08.2022
1

it sucked it was pretty expensive for a small plate💀 and it took long before i got it i took 1 hour and 37 minutes💀💀💀💀💀 dont even think about getting something here

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Guyomar
07.27.2022
2

No. With so many excellent options in Funchal, I would never waste my money here. Mediocre, packed, staff doesnt care about your experience, and even for "people-watching", youd have a better time eating pastries in the local garden. Being right on the main esplanade is not a good reason to come here in my opinion.

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Michael Rubin
07.23.2022
4

Nice place to have drinks and to eat. Despite being in a central tourist area, prices are reasonable. Service was good.

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Tobias Buschmann
07.20.2022
5

Best Francesinha we ever had on Madeira. Great service and nice seats in the patio

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Cris Charneca
07.19.2022
3

Great looks, nice waiters, good food

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Magda Tobiasz
07.16.2022
1

Unbelievable way of being treated by the staff who took 30% of the tip by their own. Highly not recommend. There are better places all at

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clara1863
07.10.2022
5

Lovely food good service

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Lesley Pepper
07.08.2022
5

Great place, excellent value for money. Lovely atmosphere and nice staff

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Roshni Kapur
07.07.2022
1

We came here to have dessert and drinks after dinner and this was the worst service we experienced during our entire trip in Funchal. The waitress (claimed to be the managertook 25 minutes simply to serve ice cream and drinks. Half of the glass of the drinks was filled with ice. The waitress also gave the wrong flavour of the ice cream and when she came to serve the right flavour she made a nasty comment that she will charge us for both because we ate the previous one. Was she planning on putting the wrong flavour back inside the ice cream tub?After some argument I heard she talking behind our back to her colleagues in Portuguese and she still insisted on charging us for both ice creams. She was very rude and hostile and showed attitude as well. Complaining about a customer to ones colleagues (in another languageis discriminating, insulting and highly unprofessional. This place is certainly not tourist friendly. I would not recommend visiting this place, especially if you are a tourist.

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Cassie C
06.21.2022
5

Excellent value for money, huge portions (come hungry!!!)

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Ros & Ray Foreman
06.11.2022
1

We arrived and ordered 2 fresh orange juices and a cheese platter fir us to share. The drinks cameQuickly then we were told they were v busy in the kitchen will take 30 mins to wait were we ok with that. We were as not in a rush but they took the mickeyWhen 40 mins later still nothing. The waitress apologised but no food. We left and won’t be going back

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Kees de Waard
06.06.2022
2

Bad review because one of the pizzas was terrible, the waitress didnt react on our complaint and came with the invoice , no request if we wanted dessert or coffee. Food bad, hospitallity bad.

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Carmel Grant
06.02.2022
1

Went in here as it was pouring and we could t find anywhere else local. Probably the worst meal and service we had on this our first trip to Madeira - not worth the €80 for 4 - we’ve since had some superb meals in the old town away from the tourist areas which beat this hands down

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Carole Mitchell
05.27.2022
5

Lovely food. Staff were a bit abrupt at first. Toilets quite far from the street seating area, so may be difficult for people with mobility issues.

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K. B.
05.27.2022
1

Food was not good, bland and poor compared to other places in the area. Service was also poor and somewhat rude. Would not recommend.

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Ingrid Ingrid
05.22.2022
1

I went today to have my lunch there, very disappointed! Terrible service, price super high for the quality of the food which came cold! The staff was super slow with our order, I had to wait 20 min for someone to come over, they were busy chatting between them.And twice my bill came wrong. Table was dirty, menue dirty, menue prices was wrong, never updated the prices. Dont recommend this place.

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João Brito
04.21.2022
5

A bit touristy however some options are affordable. Nice place.

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mati productions
04.10.2022
5

Food, price and staff.... all superb! What more could you ask for!

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John Murphy
04.05.2022
2

Had a tuna sandwich. Nanometer of tuna, highly seasoned. Poor service reflected the food.

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Liudvikas Lagunavicius
04.04.2022
2

Food overpriced for the quality. We ate pasta so dont buy it because very low quality spaghetti for the price they give. Coffee and cake were fine:)

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Victor Styles
04.03.2022
2

Dying for a coffee. Service slow. Custard tart was cold. Wont go again

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Peter Bishop
03.26.2022
4

Good service not bad (if priceycoffee

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António Fonseca
03.22.2022
5

Amazing mix board of cheese, fruit and snacks. Nice environment and decor

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Norman SoulTrain Ghaleb
03.13.2022
5

Fantastic Steak Sandwiches & great prices.

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Michael Otto
12.12.2021
5

Best Café in town. Not overpriced like the others. My favourite place when Im in town

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T Yohan
11.28.2021
5

Freshly cooked delicious food of a high quality. Super tasty Sangria perfect with lunch. Very good value for money highly recommended. Will return definitely, Location is 👌

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Maria Cabral
11.12.2021
2

I dont enjoy writing bad reviews but the food here is not good. Dont waste your money here. I saw LOTS of leftovers its a waste. Great location but bad food. Waiters are not pleasant no customer service!

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Mihai Usurelu
10.31.2021
3

The location is excellent. The food is ordinary, nothing special. The service is very slow. It took them a lot of time to bring the drinks.

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Madeira Expat
10.27.2021
4

Good location, relatively good service (they do keep you waiting for the bill too long some times- They have a good selection of snacks and meals, average-good food quality, a good central location to meet. Theirprices are reasonable.

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B Hill
10.06.2021
4

Had dinner here and really enjoyed the food. Between our group we ordered bolo do caco (local garlic bread), limpets, Franceschina (a Porto specialityand steak picanha (a cut only served in certain countriesand tuna.The staff are very friendly and checked we knew what dishes were to ensure we knew what we were getting.If you like steak with a strip of caramelised fat, this would be perfect for you. The other dishes were also nice but a special mention has to be made about their chips. I did notice fish&chips on the menu but only when my steak and chips arrived I discovered their chips are exactly akin to chips served in British fish & chips shops! It made my night.

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Kate Tavell
09.16.2021
5

Love this place. Food excellent and service first class. Prices reasonable for the food you are served.

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Chris Szabo
07.03.2021
5

Top service and products at a very reasonable price. Excellent ice cream selection and an oasis in the city to watch the world go by accompanied by a cool beer.

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Jinte
07.02.2021
5

Loved the food! Not pricey at all and very nice people

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Sabrina Schewtschenko
05.04.2021
4

Nice Café, had the pleasure of some good live music 😍 and two good cocktails 👌🏼 Kind staff; French fired could (shouldbe crunchy ...

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Peter D.
04.02.2021
5

I love their Teatro sandwich - roast beef served in bolo do caco bun. It was my every day snack during our visit of Funchal. So delicious!

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Stephan G
09.12.2019
4

Great service! The Natas and Cottage Cheese Cake were average, and people are allowed to smoke outside.There is plenty of space, and the ambience is chilled. Really liked the live music (solo guitar).

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Danielle Sloan
08.19.2019
5

Excellent service and food! We had a couple of pizzas, carbonara and a tuna steak and it was all cooked to perfection! Will definitely be visiting again!

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Ethel Robertson
08.08.2019
4

Nice place to stop for a snack. Enjoyed the toast sandwich.

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Ray Tanner
08.04.2019
5

One of the best steaks Ive ever had. Excellent service, good price. Cannot fault this restaurant.

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Mathew Grant
03.22.2019
4

Expensive drinks but a really fancy place. We watched England play on the big screen. Top notch. Not 5 stars because of the price of coral compared to others on the island.

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Maddie Schumann
11.20.2018
5

The service was excellent, my tuna steak was delicious, enjoyed the music 🎶 and the place.

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Johnny D
07.13.2018
4

I like this place. Had lunch here a few times. Nice to sit & watch the world go by. Food was excellent and very reasonable. Worth a visit

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Chris E.
05.18.2018
4

Nice bar in the middle of town. Nice to sit at and nice to see people walking by. Price wise it is on the upper scale. The ice is delicious and very nicely presented. The waiter spook excellent English a d was very helpful. A good place to have a drink.

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Café do Teatro in Funchal

Av. Arriaga, 9000-070 Funchal, Portugal, Funchal

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